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Tariff Tsunamis, Billionaire Booms & Smart Glasses That See the Future

President Trump officially rolled out his long-teased โ€œLiberation Dayโ€ tariffs, sending shockwaves through global markets. Hereโ€™s the breakdown:

๐Ÿ“Š ย U.S. Tariff Rates by Country:

CountryTariff Rate
China34%
Vietnam46%
Cambodia49%
India26%
Japan24%
European Union20%
UK10%
Others25โ€“44%
  • ๐Ÿงพ Effective Dates: 10% universal tariff starts April 5, country-specific tariffs by April 9.
  • ๐ŸŒ Market Fallout: S&P 500 dipped, Nasdaq fell over 4% post-announcement.
  • ๐Ÿงจ Retaliation Watch: China & EU hint at sharp responses. Trade war chatter is officially back.

๐Ÿ  Boomers Dominate Housing Market

Despite sky-high prices and rates, baby boomers bought 42% of homes last year, overtaking millennials (29%).

  • ๐Ÿ’ธ Many boomers bought in cash, skipping mortgages altogether.
  • ๐Ÿ“‰ Millennials' share dropped from 38% โ†’ 29%.
  • ๐Ÿง  Takeaway: Intergenerational wealth gap is shaping U.S. real estate dynamics.

๐Ÿ’ฐ The Billionaire Boom Continues

The Forbes 2025 Billionaires List is out, and itโ€™s record-breaking:

  • ๐ŸŒŽ 3,028 billionaires globally
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ 902 in the U.S. alone
  • ๐Ÿ’ฐ Top 3:
    • Elon Musk: $342B
    • Mark Zuckerberg: $216B
    • Jeff Bezos: $215B

This is the first time three people are worth $200B+ each.

  • Average billionaire net worth: $5.32B
  • In 2010: Only 1,001 billionaires existed globally

๐Ÿ‘“ Metaโ€™s High-Stakes Ray-Ban Gamble

Zuck is betting big (again) on smart glasses. The new Meta x Ray-Ban deluxe model is expected to:

  • Cost $1,000+
  • Feature gesture controls, photo display, & app support
  • Build on 2024โ€™s surprising 1M-unit sales of the budget version

Stillโ€ฆ Metaโ€™s $60B+ AR/VR losses make this a risky runway.

๐Ÿบ Craft Beer Bubble Bursts

For the first time since 2005, the U.S. saw more breweries close than open last year.

  • 335 opened, but 399 closed
  • Tariffs on steel/aluminum could worsen it
  • Even icons like Anchor Brewing Co. have shut doors

The craft beer boom? Maybe fizzling.

๐Ÿค Big Tech Goes on a Buying Spree

Big Tech M&A is back with a vengeance, thanks to an AI gold rush and a friendlier regulatory climate.

  • ๐Ÿ’ฅ Q1 2025 saw $54.5B in startup acquisitions
  • ๐Ÿง  Google bought Wiz for $32B โ€” its largest deal ever
  • Meta, Nvidia & others circling AI chip and infra startups

We may be entering a new Pac-Man phase of consolidation.

๐Ÿ“‰ S&P 500 Target Slashed by Goldman Sachs

Due to the tariff mess and weak data, Goldman now expects:

  • ๐Ÿ“‰ S&P 500 to hit 5,300 short-term
  • ๐Ÿ“ˆ Rebound to 5,700 by year-end
  • ๐Ÿงฏ Recession risk: 35%

Event platforms like Kalshi peg a 43% chance of U.S. recession this year.

๐Ÿง  FAST FACTS

  • ๐Ÿ“Š Tesla down 4% after Q1 deliveries miss (โ†“13% YoY)
  • ๐Ÿฅ‘ Chipotle bought 5% of U.S. avocado supply
  • ๐Ÿ“บ Newsmax surged 1,100% after NYSE debut
  • ๐Ÿ™๏ธ Austin is now Americaโ€™s greenest city (#79 globally)
  • ๐Ÿ’‰ Moderna slumped 10% after internal FDA shake-up
  • ๐Ÿ“š Charlie Javice found guilty of defrauding JPMorgan out of $175M

๐ŸŽญ On the Fringe: โ€˜Baby Reindeerโ€™ Dominates BAFTA Noms

Netflixโ€™s gritty series Baby Reindeer scooped up 8 BAFTA nominations, continuing the trend of Edinburgh Fringe-born hits making it big globally. Eyes on Richard Gadd, the breakout writer-performer.

๐Ÿงญ WHAT TO WATCH NEXT

  • ๐ŸŒ Tariff retaliation timeline
  • ๐Ÿ“‰ Tesla earnings & job market update
  • ๐Ÿฆ Fed commentary on rate path
  • ๐Ÿง  Next moves from Meta, Apple, Nvidia

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